Matchmaker, Matchmaker

She'll make you a match

{if you've got the millions of moolah}

Find you a find

{discerning your oh-so-specific wants}

Catch you a catch

{by sending you out on dates aplenty}

She's baaack.  Patti Stanger and her cohorts return to the business of coupling up well-to-do (big-buckaroo) singles Tuesdays on Bravo with her mega hit, Millionaire Matchmaker.

The first episode of Season 3 has patiently been waiting on my DVR since late last night, so if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot of guilty pleasure watchin' to attend to (Patti's longtime boyfriend finally 'put a ring on it' so she can practice what she so proudly preaches) and you should get to watchin' too.

Patti's picture courtesy of Bravo TV