1. wearing tightly laced garments
Well, it is tight and laced and, oh yes, I want to wear it!
But isn't this just the prettiest little thing you've ever seen?!
I can see it now gettin' all chunked out with layers upon layers of big, gold necklaces dripping down its front and tucked into and paired with silkified trousers (like in the article here) oxfords and a rough, worn-in denim jacket.
And all that for only $34.00. Yowza.
Laced in loveliness pic courtesy of bloomingleopold