I'm a-gonna state something here in a second that should be pretty painfully obvious by now. So brace yourselves. 'Cause it ain't no shocker. Not even a little bit. Ready? I'm a sucker for a sale. Especially a shoe sale. There. I said it. And I heard no audible gasps as I did so, which makes me figure what I already knew and should just go ahead and legally change my middle name to that sweet-sounding four letter word immediately, right? But when there's white hot, 50% off, army boots staring right at me through my computer screen, I just can't see how I could ever be held accountable for any and all price purchases made within that time frame, you know?